Welcome to the

DEPARTMENT OF MINOR SUFFERING

A civic machine for minor burdens and their absolution. No queues. No forms.

Before You Enter

This machine is not a priest, therapist, lawyer, doctor, employer, parent, judge, or reliable friend.

Anything you say may be transformed, anonymised, misfiled, exaggerated, ritualised, archived, printed, sung back to strangers, or used as raw material for future Department proceedings.

Do not submit names, secrets, crimes, medical emergencies, nuclear launch codes, or anything you would be upset to see reborn as public nonsense.

By pressing the button, you agree that your frustration may enter the machinery.

Microphone and speakers or headphones are required for proceedings.